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05/11/09 01:34:54 | 2 comments
There's a time and place for pickup lines. The time is never. You can figure out the place.
Happy hour is the hour after happy hour has ended.
I have an awkward moment every week, maybe more.... just so I don't forget what they're like.
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.